< Untitled

rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

(via confirmance)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via confirmance)

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

(via confirmance)

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via confirmance)

badnooks:

hey date me

free 2 week trial

(via confirmance)

pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

image

(via confirmance)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via confirmance)

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via confirmance)

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

(Source: eiffeled, via confirmance)

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(Source: surprisebitch, via confirmance)

unvocalise:

Too many nail polishes, not enough fingers :(

(via confirmance)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via confirmance)